How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.