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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.