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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan