How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.