Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!