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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.