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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.