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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos