Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!