Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo