Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.