Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.