Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!