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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.