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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!