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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.