Because of the tele-ban.
Because they've got the same color trunks.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Ct-hulu
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Because they're rated
Four guys watching a football game.
Black and black movies.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Because it was rated R.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
The panoptijohn
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Hey guys, watch this!
They watch moving picktures.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A stocker.
A dia-beetle
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Are you ready for the next episode?
HDMI
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He might give away spoilers!
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
For the watch.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
The Cinemon.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
To watch Dablooney Toons!
One if nobody is watching.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Watch the Parking son.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Stroganoff
For the watch..
For the watch
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
A waist of time...
There's already a clock on the stove
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
The games take 3 months to play!
The visitors.
Catoons
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Because they lactate.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
M'Kay
Boku no Pico de Gallo
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Because it was PG
Smoked Muenster.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
It was unmiscible.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
4:04
A 69 with 3 people watching.
ARRRR Rated Movies!
They're all about force projection.
Desuball
The restraining order
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
The Ghanarena
Watch the second half.
They have a Bobba Fetish
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
A really good watch.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Ve haff vays of meking you tock.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So you know what shows to watch.
69 with 3 people watching!
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Cornography
Because there's a clock on the stove.
The Patriots
Water Polio
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
It'd be a waste of time.
Watch elevision!
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
There's a clock on the stove.
The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Our wedding video.
By watching the noose.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Brothers from Another Mothership.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!
Well the flag is a big plus
Because he always uses the force.
Forced jokes.
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
A buzzness suit!
The Bear Glare.
Ask them to get out of the pool.
