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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.