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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize