How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.