How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.