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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.