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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."