What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse