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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.