What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.