Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)