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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.