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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.