Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P