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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis