Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.