Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.