Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car