What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard