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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...