Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.