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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.