Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.