Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it