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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent