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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.