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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible