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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.