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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.