Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.