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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.