Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.