Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.