Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)