Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)