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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer