Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.