What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!