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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!