What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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A fast foyer transform!

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.