Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam