J-lo Cloths
A pedantry.
The chain is too long.
Because he felt like BACON!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Linoleum blown apart
It was tired of being taken for granite.
In the kitchen.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A counter reformation.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Because he felt like bacon.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
She isn't standing in the kitchen
Because it has microwaves
Bacon! Get it?
Kitchen
The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A Chef of course...
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
Just don't monkey with him.
To start some bacon
A recipe spook.
The Sioux chef
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
They don't have wives
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Then I frown & order the soup.
An unlocked kitchen door.
With an unlocked kitchen door
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
It was experiencing magnetopause.
They'll tell you.
A golden opportunity
