J-lo Cloths
A pedantry.
The chain is too long.
Because he felt like BACON!
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Linoleum blown apart
It was tired of being taken for granite.
In the kitchen.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A counter reformation.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Because he felt like bacon.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Because it has microwaves
Bacon! Get it?
Kitchen
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Just don't monkey with him.
To start some bacon
A recipe spook.
The Sioux chef
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Because it was too chicken!
Linoleum blownapart.
Olive Oil.
Because manholes are round
100 meter Daesh
A bald point!
Harambre
Eggs get laid at least once.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
To catch a charmander.
Five after one.
She pulled her pants up.
He couldn't part with it.
Delighted.
OC I think I'm feeling C6