J-lo Cloths
A pedantry.
The chain is too long.
Because he felt like BACON!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Linoleum blown apart
It was tired of being taken for granite.
In the kitchen.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A counter reformation.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Because he felt like bacon.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
She isn't standing in the kitchen
Because it has microwaves
Bacon! Get it?
Kitchen
The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
A Chef of course...
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
Just don't monkey with him.
To start some bacon
A recipe spook.
The Sioux chef
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Netflix and chill.
Cover your ears with your hands
Don't stop, bereaving!
Because a Cadillac sits six.
Time to buy a new chair.
His job.
Pope corn!
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Let's be Avenue
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Linoleum Blownapart
Capitalization.
The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.
Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
