Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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The corner.

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They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Princess Arielephant

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

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Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.