Comb Jokes

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Princess Arielephant

I'll never part with this!

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

So it won't get too Messi.

Because they never part with them

She pulled her pants up.

A comb or a saw.

Ready or not, hair I comb!

They pull up their pants.

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

He couldn't part with it.

Because it was a wrecked tangle

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Elephanta Claus!

An army of Hun-dread.

A Hun knee comb.

Pull down its genes.

She pulled some strings.

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

As mushroom as possible

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Comb Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

What has teeth but no mouth?

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

How does a chicken do their hair?

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

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