Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Your teeth!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.