Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!