Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughter's hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Honey Comb Jokes More Honey Comb Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!