What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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"Use the fork, Luke."

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There was a fork in the road.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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They pull up their pants.

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At a whale weigh station

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King Kong's shadow.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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A ginger bread man

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant