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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

15000 Pound Jokes More 15000 Pound Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man