What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.