What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man