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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

15000 Pound Jokes More 15000 Pound Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant