What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man