What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...