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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.