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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.