What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne