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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!