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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue