What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!