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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!