What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!