What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.