What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!