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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)