Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)