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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Math Student Jokes More Math Student Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!