Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!