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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)