Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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They were ravin' with Raven.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)