Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)