Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?