Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)