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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)