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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?