Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!