What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.