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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!