How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose