Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.