Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.