Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.