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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!