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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!