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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.