What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.