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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic