What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!