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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!