What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.