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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.