What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.