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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.