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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.