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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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They like it!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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I Duggar.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism