What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.