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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.