What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.