What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.