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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.