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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.