Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.