Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.