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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.