What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test