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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.