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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.