What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.