Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia