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Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.