Birth Control Jokes

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.