Birth Control Jokes

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.