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Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Pull Method Jokes More Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.