Because it didn't concentrate.
Triplets
He tripped on acid
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Because there's so much base.
A trip without the kids.
A trip without the kids
A pHD
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Acidently on purpose!
Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
All their statements are baseless.
Drop the base.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Party fowl.
Bums
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
The truth is out there.
This did not go swimmingly at all
Took some tums
Joint-Discussion
A trip without kids.
The pizza can feed a family of four
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
