Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Lochte Jokes More Lochte Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Pinocchio Face Jokes More Pinocchio Face Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"