Truth Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Why don't we say Grace?

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.