Truth Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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She kept running away from the ball

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)