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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.