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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

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Krypton Jokes More Krypton Jokes

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks