What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Krypton Jokes More Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.