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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Krypton Jokes More Krypton Jokes

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks