They Argon...
Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Noble rocks
Because all the good ones Argon.
All his gas is Argon.
Because the floors Argon.
You can hear a cough drop.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Because he's married.
Because they never get a reaction.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
Because krypton gas is odourless.
He isn't very App-y
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A full set of teeth.
Because he got cold feet.
Rustle
Remind them that high school is over.