They Argon...
Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Noble rocks
Because all the good ones Argon.
All his gas is Argon.
Because the floors Argon.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Nebola
The type of gas used.
Rep Tiles
It slipped a disk.
Because it was a noble gas
An innertube.
He'll be Snowden.
He can't go left
HeHe
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Counterfitz
The good ones are hard to put down