They Argon...
Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Noble rocks
Because all the good ones Argon.
All his gas is Argon.
Because the floors Argon.
Because it's hard to discern.
Fun!
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
With the chicken still around it
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
PEEr pressure!
His friends egged him on
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Rep-tiles.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A shaggy dogs tale!
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.