They Argon...
Argon
Because all his friends Argon.
They never got a reaction out of him.
Noble rocks
Because all the good ones Argon.
All his gas is Argon.
Because the floors Argon.
Because it was too shallow.
His friends egged him on
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Because HE's noble.
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Nun
Your teeth!
A Brick.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
You barium
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Because it's mom was in a real jam.