Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter