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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.