Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.