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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.