Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.