Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.