What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.