What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..