What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates