What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.