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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope