What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.