What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.