What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me