What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Because then it would be a foot!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef