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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty