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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me