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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.