Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
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You don't want beef with me
Beef on WIC
You want some beef
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
He has got no beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Beef fair now!
Beef Stroken off
Because it's not stroganoff.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.
Having legs!
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Ground beef
My chestnuts are roasting
Peas, man.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
He glances over his shoulder.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
You get a lot of puse.
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
Because one more would have been too farty.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
