Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
You don't want beef with me
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
He has got no beef.
Beef fair now!
Because it's not stroganoff.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A nervous wreck.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Me neither. Help.
Beef Jerky
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
You can roast beef.
