Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
You don't want beef with me
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
He has got no beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Beef fair now!
Beef Stroken off
Because it's not stroganoff.
Because he fainted.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
You can roast beef.
Your mom is funny.
They can both take about 65 loads.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
Soup
Because the farmer had cold hands
Hay Fever
Lean Beef.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Ground Beef
Ground beef
