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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.