What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.