What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!