What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!