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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.