What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken