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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.