What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...