Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!