What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what