What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what