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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt