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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE