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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what