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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt