What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.