What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.