What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.