Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Frankenstein Monster Jokes More Frankenstein Monster Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!