Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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The baby can't carry the mother.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church