Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Frankenstein Monster Jokes More Frankenstein Monster Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother