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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun