Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!