Why do some birds fly south for the win...

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?