Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.