Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!