Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.