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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.