What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.