What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.