What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird