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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.