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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird