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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying